How do I find a car thief?....

[Wilmslow]

I would seriously pay someone to steal and dispose of a chav mafia van annoying the neighbours.....

Anyone know any willing car thieves in the Manchester areas?

Maybe I just need to head out to the pub in the centre of Wythenshawe and get chatting to the local kids....

[BrilloPad]

If it annoys the neighbours why is it your business?

What is wrong with the milk trick?

[PRC1964]

I would seriously pay someone to steal and dispose of a chav mafia van annoying the neighbours.....

Anyone know any willing car thieves in the Manchester areas?

Maybe I just need to head out to the pub in the centre of Wythenshawe and get chatting to the local kids....

I can't believe there are any aound there.

[Wilmslow]

If it annoys the neighbours why is it your business?

What is wrong with the milk trick?

Annoying me as well as neighbours now parking their car outside my house instead!

Milk trick worked - car was cleaned up and parked on the other end of the road last night!!

[Cliphead]

Annoying me as well as neighbours now parking their car outside my house instead!

Milk trick worked - car was cleaned up and parked on the other end of the road last night!!

Now they'll be watching

[BrilloPad]

Annoying me as well as neighbours now parking their car outside my house instead!

Milk trick worked - car was cleaned up and parked on the other end of the road last night!!

So why not try it again? If you get one car nicked they will just buy another with the insurance...

[NickFitz]

Now they'll be watching

breaking Wilsmlow's knees with a claw hammer

[TykeMerc]

I dread to ask this....

What is the "milk trick"?

[EternalOptimist]

get a pair of marigold gloves, and fill a waterpistol with paint remover.


They might see you attacking their vehicle with pots of yoghurt, but a quick squirt from under yer raincoat will go unnoticed



i think

[BrilloPad]

I think we have had too many Wilmslow posts on the car parking situation. We need more info on his permie job.

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