I know you're all missing the daily thread so here it is

[sasguru]

I had Cheerios for breakfast. They reminded me of my boyfriend. I hate him.
Anyone else like Cheerios? Ah that reminds me - I need a cream for the rash in my nether regions.

Lucy

[Bagpuss]

I wonder if Lucy is one of your mates.

Oh there goes the phone again, i wonder who it could be

[sasguru]

I wonder if Lucy is one of your mates.

My mate???? I'm not the one who exchanged phone numbers

[oracleslave]

Anyone else like Cheerios? Ah that reminds me - I need a cream for the rash in my nether regions.

Lucy

Geez I miss 2 days on here and all hell breaks loose.

Interesting association you make there....explain the leap from cheerios to a pus oozing rash please?

[oracleslave]

My mate???? I'm not the one who exchanged phone numbers

[Zippy]

Interesting association you make there....explain the leap from cheerios to a pus oozing rash please?

Two really unpleasant things?

[sasguru]

Geez I miss 2 days on here and all hell breaks loose.

Interesting association you make there....explain the leap from cheerios to a pus oozing rash please?

Well it's not worse than other examples of "Lucy Logic"

[sasguru]

Ah bless you missed a lot didn't you. Ask Baggy ....

[Incognito]

I wonder if Lucy is one of your mates.

Oh there goes the phone again, i wonder who it could be

Now BP if you were truly a man, you'd post Lucys number so we can all give her dogs ears.

[Bagpuss]

Now BP if you were truly a man, you'd post Lucys number so we can all give her dogs ears.

Dogs ears?