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    #1

    I have a date lined up on Monday

    With a lady I met via a dating website. Have spoken to her a couple of times on the phone, I asked her out and she said yes!



    I need to do some serious personal grooming this weekend. Nose hairs will be plucked.
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    #2
    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    With a lady I met via a dating website. Have spoken to her a couple of times on the phone, I asked her out and she said yes!



    I need to do some serious personal grooming this weekend. Nose hairs will be plucked.

    Trim your ear hair.

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      #3
      Originally posted by tay View Post
      Trim your ear hair.
      What will he comb over his head?
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        We'll expect a full report - with pictures.

        Good luck and have fun.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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          #5
          Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
          With a lady I met via a dating website. Have spoken to her a couple of times on the phone, I asked her out and she said yes!



          I need to do some serious personal grooming this weekend. Nose hairs will be plucked.

          Bagpuss - is that you?
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            Bagpuss - is that you?
            No I only date women
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by tay View Post
              Trim your ear hair.
              I don't have any.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                With a lady I met via a dating website. Have spoken to her a couple of times on the phone, I asked her out and she said yes!



                I need to do some serious personal grooming this weekend. Nose hairs will be plucked.


                Hi Moose :wave

                Should we start over?

                So....do I take it you've left your wife then? Or are you still living in the same house?

                Anything ever come of A, B, C or D?

                Are you keeping well?
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                  With a lady I met via a dating website. Have spoken to her a couple of times on the phone, I asked her out and she said yes!



                  I need to do some serious personal grooming this weekend. Nose hairs will be plucked.
                  never use the words
                  dating, website and grooming in the same post
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    never use the words
                    dating, website and grooming in the same post
                    Ore you'll get nicked.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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