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Sausage Suprise!

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    What a great name for one of our newer members.

    AND he's in Sunderland.

    Please show yourself -we must bond at once!!
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post


    What a great name for one of our newer members.

    AND he's in Sunderland.

    Please show yourself -we must bond at once!!
    Bit of pre wedding toad in the hole? <Ducks for cover>
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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      #3
      Originally posted by snaw View Post
      Bit of pre wedding toad in the hole? <Ducks for cover>
      Of course not

      I've already landed the best Mackem there is I'm a very loved up SallyAnne at the moment
      The pope is a tard.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
        Of course not

        I've already landed the best Mackem there is I'm a very loved up SallyAnne at the moment

        But if you know it is a sausage.. where is the surpirse?

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          #5
          Originally posted by tay View Post
          But if you know it is a sausage.. where is the surpirse?
          Maybe it's a quorn substitute ...
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #6
            Originally posted by snaw View Post
            Maybe it's a quorn substitute ...
            well it's difficult to make both ends meat these days




            igmc


            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by tay View Post
              But if you know it is a sausage.. where is the surpirse?
              The length.
              Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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                #8
                Originally posted by miffy View Post
                The length.
                Exactly - there are many suprises to be had!!

                The length, girth (obviously), flavour, colour, shape......then there's the element of suprise - where and when (and how) the susauge will appear!!

                World of suprises!


                God it's hot in here....
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #9
                  Is this the "Carry On" thread ?
                  Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                  C.S. Lewis

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                    #10
                    If food based suprises are your thing I can heartily recommend Nanny Ogg's Cookbook. Bannana Surprise and Strawberry Wobbler are both recommended

                    Sadly her previous foray into literature, The Joye of Snacks has not so far made it into print.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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