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Will-to-live-o-meter

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    Will-to-live-o-meter

    Is your current contract slightly dull?
    Give an indication of your frame of mind in this poll, designed to offer solidarity in numbers to those losing the will to live, or not.
    40
    Actually quite happy and enlivened!
    15.00%
    6
    Moderately interested.
    22.50%
    9
    Numb.
    10.00%
    4
    Utterly bored out of my tiny tree.
    22.50%
    9
    In a coma, please kill me now.
    20.00%
    8
    AndyW's maidservant.
    10.00%
    4

    #2
    Just refused to extend my last gig, not sure how that fits on the Will-to-live-o-meter.

    Possibly I recovered from the coma and walked out of the hospital?

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      #3
      Oh come on.. I cant be the only happy one!

      Turn that frown upside down you losers.

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        #4
        Originally posted by tay View Post
        Oh come on.. I cant be the only happy one!

        Turn that frown upside down you losers.
        You're happy?!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
          You're happy?!
          Of course! Life is good.

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            #6
            I must admit, I absolutely adore my current gig.

            It's local, good money, nice office, free vending machine, gorgeous canteen and right opposite a retail park!

            Plus the work is champion, and I'm left to my own devices (yet with clear guidance).

            It scores 9 out of 10.
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              I must admit, I absolutely adore my current gig.

              It's local, good money, nice office, free vending machine, gorgeous canteen and right opposite a retail park!

              Plus the work is champion, and I'm left to my own devices (yet with clear guidance).

              It scores 9 out of 10.
              Enjoying permie benefits are we? hmm?
              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                I must admit, I absolutely adore my current gig.

                It's local, good money, nice office, free vending machine, gorgeous canteen and right opposite a retail park!

                Plus the work is champion, and I'm left to my own devices (yet with clear guidance).

                It scores 9 out of 10.
                What would make it 10 out of 10?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                  What would make it 10 out of 10?
                  Me working there!

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                    #10
                    in a coma. but then i got my handluggage confiscated by security, got a tulip seat on the plane, watched half a cruddy keau reeves film, got no sleep, landed at 5am, had to queue to claim for lost luggage, got to work by 10 and still have a couple of hours of work to go before i can fall into a taxi start snoring...

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