Alltogether now-----Iii'lll be your Long haired lover from Liverpool..................
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Terrible Songs (Yech)
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Grandma we love you,
Grandma we do...
Always felt this song would be improved but the sound of a gun shot followed by an abrupt end to the singing."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostGrandma we love you,
Grandma we do...
Always felt this song would be improved but the sound of a gun shot followed by an abrupt end to the singing.Comment
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"hot dog, jumping frog, Aaaaalberqueque" (King of Rock & Roll - Prefab Sprout)
"not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only bee in your bonnet" (Birdhouse in your soul -They might be Giants {thank **** they weren't!!!})
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For the 9 months I carried you holding you inside me, no charge
For the nights I sat up , doctored you and prayed for you no charge
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How could I forget . . .
"I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news." (Des'ree - Life(?))
. . . and who could forget/forgive "Touch my bum this is life." (The Cheeky Girls - Touch my bum )Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostAlltogether now-----Iii'lll be your Long haired lover from Liverpool..................
I nominate "Teddy Bear" by Red Sovine (or anything else he did)If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis CostelloComment
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