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    name that tune

    dennis came out of the lock up
    he said im looking for something better
    and he made his shock announcement
    backed up, backed down, backed up

    and dennis got up off the floor
    he said im wealthy enough not to do this no more
    and he made it all known
    with his hand held up, palm out

    now maggot sleeps on a desk
    he wears a sleeping bag as a vest
    and he's getting too bothered...
    about the spots, on his chest

    TT she lays it on
    but a few days later she's gone
    she's gone back to the womb
    to get drowned, drowned, drowned...
    warm

    #2
    (To the tune of "Yellow Submarine")

    In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
    And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
    So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
    He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
    You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
    You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Tart Tart, Happy Mondays? The lyrics are wrong though...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        (To the tune of "Yellow Submarine")

        In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
        And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
        So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
        He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
        You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
        You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
        if you recognised the tune, you would realise im british you nana

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          #5
          Originally posted by aussielong View Post
          if you recognised the tune, you would realise im british you nana
          Why? Are they barred from using the internet in australia?
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
            And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
            So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see


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                #8
                Took a bit of finding, but the original lyrics are:

                When he came out to the lock-up
                Said I'm looking for something better
                And he made his shock announcements
                And backed off backed down backed off

                And then he got up off the floor
                He said I'm wealthy enough not to do this no more
                And he made it all known
                With his hands held up palm out

                And she said don't know if I should
                Cause I'm worry too much about the test on the blood
                And at first it was a 'yes'
                And then a 'no' then 'yeah'

                The maggot sleeps on a desk
                He wears a sleeping bag at his vest
                And he's getting too bothered
                About the spots on his chest chest chest

                Now Chichi, she laid it on
                And a few days later she's gone
                So it's back to the womb to get drowned
                Drowned drowned drowned warm

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                  #9
                  Is it Kylie?

                  Or INXS?
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    Took a bit of finding, but the original lyrics are:

                    When he came out to the lock-up
                    Said I'm looking for something better
                    And he made his shock announcements
                    And backed off backed down backed off

                    And then he got up off the floor
                    He said I'm wealthy enough not to do this no more
                    And he made it all known
                    With his hands held up palm out

                    And she said don't know if I should
                    Cause I'm worry too much about the test on the blood
                    And at first it was a 'yes'
                    And then a 'no' then 'yeah'

                    The maggot sleeps on a desk
                    He wears a sleeping bag at his vest
                    And he's getting too bothered
                    About the spots on his chest chest chest

                    Now Chichi, she laid it on
                    And a few days later she's gone
                    So it's back to the womb to get drowned
                    Drowned drowned drowned warm
                    That's wrong...TT (Tart Tart) , not chichi, was their dealer ...a woman who died of a brain tumor.

                    Anyway, best tune they did.

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