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Mr Kane's Genius Tip of the Day

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    Mr Kane's Genius Tip of the Day

    Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

    #2
    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
      Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
      Best one so far.

      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
        Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
        The version I tried 3 months into married life was to say:

        "Your sister likes it this way too."
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Even better is "You mum really likes this"...
          <HAB>
          Or even better, "your Dad likes it like this".
          </HAB>


          IGMC
          The vegetarian option.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
            Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
            Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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              #7
              Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
              Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.


              I'll give it a go tonight and report back

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