Worst first date
Heard one of those phone in on the radio the other day asking for worst first dates -winner was some girl whose fella took her to a dog show where he was showing his Dashound ( jokes about showing her his sausage – ha ha)
So what was everyone’s worst first date?
Mine
Asked by a fella if I would be his ‘guest’ at a wedding – only problem was he would have to say overnight as the wedding was in Cheshire. Don’t worry - have a female pal & you can share a room with her and gave me her number so I could call her to check he was on the level – Oh well I thought – what the hell. Gave her a call and she almost begged me to go – Ooh you’re the girl he fancies, we have all asked him to ask you, poor xxxx has’nt had a girl friend in ages!!
Now alarm bells should have rang at this point.
Went, to Wedding, straight to the Church – Lovely service and all that
Met bride at reception, met pal and put bags in her room.
After meal, several drinks stated talking to bride and pal at bar. How do you know xxxx I asked?
Bride ‘ His my ex husband, didn’t you know?
Pal ( who was brides sister!) ‘ I went out with xxxx for a while, after his divorce, but family pressure drove us apart’
Most expensive taxi ever as I was 95 miles from home – worth every penny!!!!!
Did I see him again – guess!
Did see the taxi driver
Heard one of those phone in on the radio the other day asking for worst first dates -winner was some girl whose fella took her to a dog show where he was showing his Dashound ( jokes about showing her his sausage – ha ha)
So what was everyone’s worst first date?
Mine
Asked by a fella if I would be his ‘guest’ at a wedding – only problem was he would have to say overnight as the wedding was in Cheshire. Don’t worry - have a female pal & you can share a room with her and gave me her number so I could call her to check he was on the level – Oh well I thought – what the hell. Gave her a call and she almost begged me to go – Ooh you’re the girl he fancies, we have all asked him to ask you, poor xxxx has’nt had a girl friend in ages!!
Now alarm bells should have rang at this point.
Went, to Wedding, straight to the Church – Lovely service and all that
Met bride at reception, met pal and put bags in her room.
After meal, several drinks stated talking to bride and pal at bar. How do you know xxxx I asked?
Bride ‘ His my ex husband, didn’t you know?
Pal ( who was brides sister!) ‘ I went out with xxxx for a while, after his divorce, but family pressure drove us apart’
Most expensive taxi ever as I was 95 miles from home – worth every penny!!!!!
Did I see him again – guess!
Did see the taxi driver
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