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Well I'm sure that we wish Threaded all the best in his mission and "mums the word"!
God speed Threaded!
Apologies for my absence but I'm currently on an undercover mission with a crack squad of ex-SAS troops to rescue the beautiful wife of a Russian Diplomat(one of my many ex-lovers, whom I met when teaching at Sandhurst) who's been kidnapped by a band of Chechen rebels.
Due to its sensitive nature and to ensure government deniability I've been asked to undergo this very important task using just my own resources, namely my two clapped out BMWs, my time machine and my large stockpile of sausage rolls.
You ain't seen me, right?
Due to its sensitive nature and to ensure government deniability I've been asked to undergo this very important task using just my own resources, namely my two clapped out BMWs, my time machine and my large stockpile of sausage rolls.
You ain't seen me, right?
God speed Threaded!
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