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    Doggy Nosh

    Lots of people boast about it, but has anyone on here actually ever given a doggy a BJ ?


    No, I didnt think so






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    #2
    no, but i have given the dog a bone.

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      #3
      There is something in the news today about dogs being poisoned by grapes. They aren't well equipped to deal with chocolate either I gather.

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        #4
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        There is something in the news today about dogs being poisoned by grapes. They aren't well equipped to deal with chocolate either I gather.
        The best way to kill a moggy is by feeding it celery
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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          The best way to kill a moggy is by feeding it celery
          The best way?

          Surely a shotgun would be "bestest"!

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            The best way to kill a moggy is by feeding it celery
            I thought celery was poisenous to humans too Or at least tastes like it.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              The best way?

              Surely a shotgun would be "bestest"!
              oops. 'What I meant was celery is bad for cats.' I was having a debate with a vegetarian recently about poisons in meat and I couldnt get him to accept that nearly all veggie material is poisonous in some way to something.





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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                How do you get a cat to eat celery?

                I can barely get mine to eat chicken & fish...
                well I havn't developed my plan that far yet. We have four cats though so I will pick some Iris's up for the missus on the way home and let you know what happens tomorrow.





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                  #9
                  If you don't like cats, here's a plant list to help you stay "cat free".

                  Aloe Vera
                  Asparagus Fern
                  Apple (seeds)
                  Apricot (pits)
                  Avacado (fruit and pit)
                  Azalea
                  Baby´s breath
                  Baneberry
                  Bird of Paradise
                  Branching Ivy
                  Boxwood
                  Buttercup
                  Caladium
                  Calla Lily
                  Christmas Rose
                  Chrysanthemum
                  Croton
                  Crown of Thorns
                  Daffodil
                  Dieffenbachia
                  Dumb Cane
                  Easter Lily
                  Eggplant
                  Elderberry
                  Elephant Ear
                  Emerald Feather
                  English Holly
                  English Ivy
                  Eucalyptus
                  Ferns
                  Fiddle-leaf fig
                  Flax
                  Foxglove
                  Geranium
                  German Ivy
                  Heartland Philodendron
                  Hemlock
                  Holly
                  Honeysuckle
                  Hyacinth
                  Hydrangea
                  Iris
                  Iris Ivy
                  Japanese Show Lily
                  Jessamine
                  Jerusalem Cherry
                  Kalanchoe
                  Lily
                  Lily Spider
                  Lily of the Valley
                  Locoweed
                  Marble Queen
                  Marigold
                  Marijuana
                  Miniature Croton
                  Mistletoe
                  Morning Glory
                  Mushrooms
                  Narcissus
                  Needlepoint Ivy
                  Nephthytis
                  Nightshade
                  Onion
                  Oriental Lily
                  Peace Lily
                  Peach (pits and leaves)
                  Peony
                  Periwinkle
                  Philodendron
                  Poinsettia
                  Poison Hemlock
                  Poison Ivy
                  Poison Oak
                  Poppy
                  Potato
                  Pothos
                  Primrose
                  Red Princess
                  Rhododendron
                  Rhubarb
                  Rosemary pea
                  Rubber plant
                  Saddle Leaf Philodendron
                  Sago Palm
                  Schefflera
                  Sweetheart Ivy
                  Sweetpea
                  Sprengeri Fern
                  Swiss Cheese Plant
                  Tansy Mustard
                  Tiger Lily
                  Tobacco
                  Tomato (green fruit, stem and leaves)
                  Tulip
                  Umbrella Tree
                  Virginia Creeper
                  Water Hemlock
                  Weeping Fig
                  Wisteria
                  Yews

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    It's a particularly unpleasant way for the cat to go...
                    Buy 2 lots of iris'

                    What happens? Does it turn itself inside out?

                    Would it stop cats from crapping in your garden?

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