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Plan B: ‘Pelvic fitness spa’

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    Plan B: ‘Pelvic fitness spa’

    I think I’ll open the London franchise of this: The Perfect PHIT

    Get's an interesting write-up in the New York Times.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    I thought you were more attracted to "XY" than "XX".

    Ah well, any port in a storm.

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      #3
      Swing both ways. I'm not fussy.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
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        #4
        Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
        Swing both ways. I'm not fussy.
        Ahhh, too ugly to get a bird then.

        Oi SASGURU, another one for your "club".

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          #5
          “If you can vote and you have a vagina, you should do these,” she said. “It’s the dental floss of feminine fitness.”

          There must be a joke in there somewhere I'm missing

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            #6
            Do they have blokes on hand to check to see if the pelvic excercises are doing the trick. I have in my posession a 'tool' which I could insert to check on the tightness - it can even be used to inject a liquid to test for leakage!
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #7
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
              Do they have blokes on hand to check to see if the pelvic excercises are doing the trick. I have in my posession a 'tool' which I could insert to check on the tightness - it can even be used to inject a liquid to test for leakage!
              I think it requires more than a 30 sec 'once over'. Proper stress testing with bench marks etc etc.

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                #8
                I don't know - I think I could give a fair examination in 30 secs if I was pushed - obviously a longer examination would be better, but a 30 sec quickie would be better than nothing.
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                  obviously a longer examination would be better
                  Indeed. Premature conclusions are never a good thing.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                    Indeed. Premature conclusions are never a good thing.
                    All in the name of research of course...

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