Wage Slave on the pull again

**OwlHoot** · 15 August 2005, 14:36

Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

LONDON (Reuters) - Police said on Monday they were searching for a man wearing just a nappy who approaches women late at night and asks: "Are there any baby changing facilities around here?"

Cleveland police said the latest incident occurred around 11 p.m. on Sunday when he surprised a women walking her dog in a play area in Eaglescliffe, near Middlesbrough.

Some people have no consideration. Now all the other guys who run around in Middlesbrough late at night wearing only nappies will come under suspicion.

**Churchill** · 15 August 2005, 14:41

Originally posted by OwlHoot

Some people have no consideration. Now all the other guys who run around in Middlesbrough late at night wearing only nappies will come under suspicion.

Nappy wearing suspected terrorist apprehended by armed police and shot eight times in the head. Police say "sorry, wrong one, we thought it was the other nappy wearing suspected terrorist"!

**WageSlave** · 15 August 2005, 15:06

Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Is this anything to do with you wage?

Look, I can explain. Unfortunately the local women have been warned not to leave their undies drying on clotheslines, so the best I could grab was a pair of old pampers. I started to get nappy rash, so I had to leave the safety of my bush and ask this woman whether there were any local facilities. That’s my story and my lawyer advises me to stick to it. So there.

PS. Nanny Spank is visiting later to change me.

**HankWangford** · 15 August 2005, 16:29

Excellent

Wage....not laughed so much for ages.....great reply

**The Lone Gunman** · 16 August 2005, 06:10

You seem to be making the news rather a lot these days.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/15082005/14...sland-ban.html
Knicker-Nicking Builder Gets Island Ban A builder who stole knickers and sex toys from women on the Isles of Scilly has been banned from the shores.Andrew Stephan, 42, stole the underwear and toys over five years on St Mary's island off the Cornish coast.A judge at Truro Crown Court has now banned him from setting foot on the island for seven years.

Eleven women were called to the court to identify their personal belongings in front of the judge.

Most of the knickers had been stolen from washing lines round the island.

The judge said Stephan had stolen "particularly personal items" in breach of the trust of the people of St Mary's who left their doors unlocked.

The theft came to light when the new boyfriend of Stephan's estranged wife found 160 pairs of knickers hidden under floorboards.

As he searched the house more underwear, toys and photographs came to light.

And as word of the find spread round the island, women turned up at the police station to identify their smalls.

Stephan's lawyer said his client was "deeply ashamed".

**WageSlave** · 16 August 2005, 07:53

Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

You seem to be making the news rather a lot these days.

At least they haven't discovered the Weybourne episode yet. My secret activity is safe...for the moment....

**The Lone Gunman** · 16 August 2005, 07:56

Originally posted by WageSlave

At least they haven't discovered the Weybourne episode yet. My secret activity is safe...for the moment....

You are so good at this, I am now gagging to know what happened in Weybourne... Bar Steward.

**WageSlave** · 16 August 2005, 07:59

Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

You are so good at this, I am now gagging to know what happened in Weybourne... Bar Steward.

Funny you should mention gagging...ahem... Let's just say it's amazing what you can achieve with some vegemite, granny's bra and a seagull.

Bar Setward? Me? I was never confused!

**Churchill** · 16 August 2005, 08:05

Originally posted by WageSlave

Funny you should mention gagging...ahem... Let's just say it's amazing what you can achieve with some vegemite, granny's bra and a seagull.

Bar Setward? Me? I was never confused!

Please tell me you're not an aussie!

Wage Slave on the pull again