OMG its wednesday

[EternalOptimist]

holy moley. Its Wednesday.

Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.

Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?

[DaveB]

holy moley. Its Wednesday.

Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.

Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?

Wilmslow, is that you?

[ace00]

holy moley. Its Wednesday.

Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.

Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?

Am I the only one with a "job" on this board?
Are you responsible for the recent spate of UFO sightings with your beer powered flight?
And furthermore, is the Sandbar still open? What about Jilly's *ockWorld? The Ritzy!

[EternalOptimist]

Am I the only one with a "job" on this board?
Are you responsible for the recent spate of UFO sightings with your beer powered flight?
And furthermore, is the Sandbar still open? What about Jilly's *ockWorld? The Ritzy!

I will have a 'big job' ver ver soon.

as for ufo sightings, wasn't that a huge bloated object that made funny 'beep beep' noises and frightned the animals ?? mmm yup, that might have been me. hic

sandbar and jillys ? i dont know them places

[realityhack]

Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.

EO - you really should be an author. Failing that - a stand-up comedian.

[Pondlife]

holy moley. Its Wednesday.

Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.

Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?

Eh? Should I explain how hangovers work.

[EternalOptimist]

Eh? Should I explain how hangovers work.

I'd prefer it if you forced the library to open on a wednesday for my convenience

[Charles Foster Kane]

holy moley. Its Wednesday.

Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.

Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?

Is your nick meant to be ironic?

[ctdctd]

Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?

secure unit

[wobbegong]

I'd prefer it if you forced the library to open on a wednesday for my convenience

Why, do you normally go to the Library for a poo?