my Duck came last

[EternalOptimist]

I went to the Salisbury show on Saturday and put a quid on the duck race. I got good odds 2:1, but my duck, who I named Paula, came waddling in last.

[EternalOptimist]

I went to the Salisbury show on Saturday and put a quid on the duck race. I got good odds 2:1, but my duck, who I named Paula, came waddling in last.

Wow, you must be bored, posting stuff like that

[EternalOptimist]

Wow, you must be bored, posting stuff like that

I am, I am. Hey, how can you tell if you are going insane ? what are the tel-tale signs ?

[Chantho]

I am, I am. Hey, how can you tell if you are going insane ? what are the tel-tale signs ?

Hairs on the palms of your hands are the first sign of insanity

[EternalOptimist]

I am, I am. Hey, how can you tell if you are going insane ? what are the tel-tale signs ?

Well, there are a few. Do you ever talk to yourself ? or have hairy palms ?

[Advocate]

Looking for hairs on the palms of your hands is the first sign of insanity

[Chantho]

Looking for hairs on the palms of your hands is the first sign of insanity.......

That's the second sign

[DaveB]

Some people say talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity. I say it's the only way to get a decent conversation around here.

[oracleslave]

Some people say talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity. I say it's the only way to get a decent conversation around here.

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

[EternalOptimist]

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

yes but Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact