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    knife crime solution

    Take the points off knives.

    Great idea. I prefer sticking corks on the end because, not only does it make the knife safer, it supports the cork producing regions of the world who have been suffering since the winemakers started using rubber bungs.

    Truly a win-win situation...

    Older and ...well, just older!!

    #2
    What a pointless idea.
    Bored.

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      #3
      We should ban knives...make us all use plastic ones...
      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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        #4
        Make it a law that nobody is to be closer than 1 metre from another person. Then they can’t reach to stab them. Something similar worked in the House of Commons to cut down on sword fights there.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #5
          Well if Anthony Worrall-doodah says it's a good idea then so be it.

          So, a kitchen knife amnesty and prison for the OAPs that forget about an old rusty number tucked in the back of the drawer.

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            #6
            Back to the meat cleaver then. or the axe
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Make it illegal to carry a knife without the accompanying fork and spoon.
              Gas masks don't fit snails...

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                #8
                Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
                Make it illegal to carry a knife without the accompanying fork and spoon.
                Do you spoon after forking?
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                  Make it a law that nobody is to be closer than 1 metre from another person. Then they can’t reach to stab them. Something similar worked in the House of Commons to cut down on sword fights there.
                  I have just measured my arm, you're dead!

                  Good idea though - I'd love it on the tube.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
                    Make it illegal to carry a knife without the accompanying fork and spoon.
                    So now I can't carry one of these to defend myself against large land predators?

                    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ms-organs.html

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