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    Having Beers in London

    I'm just of to remortgage the northern hovel to pay for a few beers in London tonight. Good job I've brought my hammer to break off some of the gold paving they have down there.
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    I'm just of to remortgage the northern hovel to pay for a few beers in London tonight. Good job I've brought my hammer to break off some of the gold paving they have down there.
    Just be thankful you'll be able to sample some of the lovely real ales available in & around the capital instead of that creamy tulip you northern boys call bitter.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      Just be thankful you'll be able to sample some of the lovely real ales available in & around the capital instead of that creamy tulip you northern boys call bitter.
      Does not compute

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        #4
        ohhh my fookin head!
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #5
          Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
          ohhh my fookin head!
          You haven't checked your bank balance yet...
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
            I'm just of to remortgage the northern hovel to pay for a few beers in London tonight. Good job I've brought my hammer to break off some of the gold paving they have down there.
            Are you going aswell?!!!!!



            So that's EO, Churchy, BGG AND Tony English?

            Plus all the regulars?



            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              Just be thankful you'll be able to sample some of the lovely shandy available in & around the capital instead of that creamy tulip you northern boys call bitter.
              Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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                #8
                Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                ohhh my fookin head!
                Bloody lightweight!

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                  #9
                  Ok, so I'll be the first of the Sambuca ingestees to be up and about then. And Mrs RH has just chirpily asked if we're playing tennis this morning. Now she's making me a very strong coffee and finding the paracetamol. She's intuitive like that, see.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    Ok, so I'll be the first of the Sambuca ingestees to be up and about then. And Mrs RH has just chirpily asked if we're playing tennis this morning. Now she's making me a very strong coffee and finding the paracetamol. She's intuitive like that, see.

                    I felt a bit grim at 8am, but necked a couple of paracetamols and was fine by 9, and have since scanned a couple of books while reading articles and hilarious comments on Guido Fawkes's blog. God, they hate GB & co even more than some/most of us do, if that's possible

                    It was a great night, and interesting to meet everyone and have a natter. Many thanks for organizing it RH. The venues were good too, apart from that tiresome git complaining about the 2nd sambuca bottle - You'd think they'd have turned a blind eye after the amount we'd already spent there!

                    Right, list of things to do:

                    1. Figure out how to extract photos from my N95

                    2. Get tatooed on back of hand "Equal Opportunities <> Eternal Optimist !" to avoid possible confusion at next get together.

                    3. Turn self in to nearest police station for walking off with sambuca glass found in coat pocket this morning
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