Another reason not to visit Scotland

[Troll]

A popular Scottish tourist attraction provoked outrage by banning English visitors and destroying 'English' items such as bone china and the works of Shakespeare.
The Edinburgh Dungeon said the one-day event is in revenge for the Battle of Falkirk, fought 710 years ago July 21st, at which more than 2,000 Scots were slaughtered by the Auld Enemy.

English visitors will only be allowed entry if they sign a scroll swearing allegiance to Scotland, while those from other countries will be encouraged to bring in items deemed 'typically English’ to be smashed.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/24...98-battle.html

Time to boycott all things Scottish

[NickFitz]

Breaking News:

Troll has no sense of humour. Nor do readers of the Daily Telegraph.

OK, maybe not news

[bogeyman]

Breaking News:

Troll has no sense of humour. Nor do readers of the Daily Telegraph.

OK, maybe not news

I read the Daily Telegraph.

What do the major humorists read hereabouts?

[NickFitz]

I read the Daily Telegraph.

What do the major humorists read hereabouts?

The Daily Mail is funny until you realise that they mean it, whereupon it makes you start to vomit.

HTH

[Diver]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/24...98-battle.html

Time to boycott all things Scottish

Except Haggis

[Churchill]

Except Haggis

With Drambuie Sauce and RumbledeThump!

[BrilloPad]

Breaking News:

Troll has no sense of humour. Nor do readers of the Daily Telegraph.

OK, maybe not news

I bet Troll has a sense of humour. But alot of Scottish do not and take it v v seriously. I once worked with a lovely Scottish chap - until one evening someone mentioned Jackie Stuart! He launched into this tirade about Damon Hill is English - but Jackie Stuart in Britsh - not Scottish. He started foaming at the mouth!

But all in all the Scottish are great.

[snaw]

I bet Troll has a sense of humour. But alot of Scottish do not and take it v v seriously. I once worked with a lovely Scottish chap - until one evening someone mentioned Jackie Stuart! He launched into this tirade about Damon Hill is English - but Jackie Stuart in Britsh - not Scottish. He started foaming at the mouth!

But all in all the Scottish are great.

That's correct. I know loads of Scots who've got absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever. But I've never met an Englishman I couldn't laugh at ;-)

[cailin maith]

That's correct. I know loads of Scots who've got absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever. But I've never met an Englishman I couldn't laugh at ;-)

You do make me laugh!!

[Churchill]

That's correct. I know loads of Scots who've got absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever. But I've never met an Englishman I couldn't laugh at ;-)

You're a brave little feller, ain'tcha?

How's the head dear boy?