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The Hazards of Drink

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    The Hazards of Drink

    There's Trouble Brewing Guys.

    You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.

    The theory states that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

    No further testing is planned.
    Confusion is a natural state of being

    #2
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    The theory states that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
    Even if it's not true, it's still a fantastic way to start a fight in a pub!
    Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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      #3
      Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
      Even if it's not true, it's still a fantastic way to start a fight in a pub!
      Who said the Scots didn't have a sense of humour?

      Originally posted by Diver
      To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

      No further testing is planned.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

        /slap


        It would actually be nice if men did sit down while urinating - at least then they would get it in the bowl
        Growing old is mandatory
        Growing up is optional

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          #5
          Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
          /slap


          It would actually be nice if men did sit down while urinating - at least then they would get it in the bowl
          Who wants to sit on all those urine splashes
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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