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I've been worried for 30 years that I might have gay tendencies

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    I've been worried for 30 years that I might have gay tendencies

    I used to watch the '70s hit TV show called Monkey (see FiveTimes avatar), as I'm sure many of you did. In the show was a young male Buddhist priest called Tripitaka.

    Tripitaka was very pretty, and I thought quite sexy too. Ever since then I've been worried that I might be a bit gay because I fancied another male.

    Imagine my relief when I just found out that Tripitaka was played by a woman! Her name is Masako Natsume, and boy was she sexy.

    That's a weight off my shoulders I can tell you.
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    That's a weight off my shoulders I can tell you.
    Homo.
    Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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      #3
      I bet you had a secret fondness for pigsy too
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

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      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
        I used to watch the '70s hit TV show called Monkey (see FiveTimes avatar), as I'm sure many of you did. In the show was a young male Buddhist priest called Tripitaka.

        Tripitaka was very pretty, and I thought quite sexy too. Ever since then I've been worried that I might be a bit gay because I fancied another male.

        Imagine my relief when I just found out that Tripitaka was played by a woman! Her name is Masako Natsume, and boy was she sexy.

        That's a weight off my shoulders I can tell you.
        you only just found this out?????

        Oh Dear, Moose...... I do worry about you!!
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          she has changed a lot since then



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            So, we have a gay Moose...what is the rest of the joke?
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              Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
              Homo.
              A simple Moostake that anyone (gay) could make
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #8
                And here she is.

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                  Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
                  Homo.


                  It's because of the way he was reared.
                  Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    she has changed a lot since then



                    http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...7627_koni2.jpg
                    Tragically, Masako Natsume died of leukaemia on 11 September 1985, aged 27, just over 6 years after finishing work on Monkey.

                    Falsehoods:
                    1) The series didn't end because of her illness - she became ill years after she finished work on Monkey
                    2) She wasn't bald because of the leukaemia - it was a bald head "wig".
                    ..
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