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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhat a remarkable looking chap... -
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhat a remarkable looking chap...Witnesses told police that he appeared to have been drinking.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.
Gas masks don't fit snails...Comment
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I love this bit:
'A local retailer said that Mr Walendowski might now have difficulty getting his lawn mower repaired.
"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.
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Milan.Comment
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I like the bit about voiding the warranty. Has anyone read that part?
Oh, you all have. At least twice.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Beans old chap. That guy looks like you!! (on a good day).I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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But does the warranty state that the lawnmower should not be shot - we are talking Septics here, the nation that brought use cases should as microwaving the dog to dry it off (& the claimant won because the microwave instructions did not state not to be used for drying dogs), people getting burnt because the coffee they had just bought was hot and the Darwin award classic of the guy who put his Winnibego (sp) - camper van to you and me - on cruise control whilst he went in the back to make a coffee
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Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostBut does the warranty state that the lawnmower should not be shot - we are talking Septics here, the nation that brought use cases should as microwaving the dog to dry it off (& the claimant won because the microwave instructions did not state not to be used for drying dogs), people getting burnt because the coffee they had just bought was hot and the Darwin award classic of the guy who put his Winnibego (sp) - camper van to you and me - on cruise control whilst he went in the back to make a coffee
Hard Brexit now!
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