10 little contractors

[Francko]

For the sake of the rhymes....

Ten little contractors went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were Nine.

Nine little contractors sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were Eight.

Eight little contractors traveling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there and then there were Seven.

Seven little contractors chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves and then there were Six.

Six little contractors playing with a hive;
A bumblebee stung one and then there were Five.

Five little contractors going in for law;
One got into Chancery and then there were Four.

Four little contractors going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were Three.

Three little contractors walking in the zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were Two.

Two little contractors were out in the sun;
One got all frizzled up and then there was one.
One little contractor left all alone;
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none.

[Xenophon]

Ten little contractors went out to dine;
Xenophon choked his big self and then there were Nine.

Nine little contractors sat up very late;
oracleslave overslept and then there were Eight.

Eight little contractors traveling in Devon;
DimPrawn said he'd stay there and then there were Seven.

Seven little contractors chopping up sticks;
Diver chopped himself in halves and then there were Six.

Six little contractors playing with a hive;
tay stung one and then there were Five.

Five little contractors going in for law;
TheLoneGunman got into Chancery and then there were Four.

Four little contractors going out to sea;
sasguru swallowed one and then there were Three.

Three little contractors walking in the zoo;
Bear hugged one and then there were Two.

Two little contractors were out in the sun;
cailin maith got all frizzled up and then there was one.
One little contractor left all alone;
zeitghost went out and hanged himself and then there were none.

[Flubster]

Four little contractors going out to sea;
sasguru swallowed one and then there were Three.

From a logic point of view, sasguru would be one of the last three so should appear in the last 3 statement. Entirely conceivable that he swallowed himself though...

[Xenophon]

Entirely conceivable that he swallowed himself though...

I tried that once (haven't we all, lads?).

[TheBigYinJames]

I tried that once (haven't we all, lads?).

I've never been flexible enough to try.

[Diver]

I tried that once (haven't we all, lads?).

Yech!!!!

[AZZIK]

Ten little contractors went out to dine;
Xenophon choked his big self and then there were Nine.

Nine little contractors sat up very late;
oracleslave overslept and then there were Eight.

Eight little contractors traveling in Devon;
DimPrawn said he'd stay there and then there were Seven.

Seven little contractors chopping up sticks;
Diver chopped himself in halves and then there were Six.

Six little contractors playing with a hive;
tay stung one and then there were Five.

Five little contractors going in for law;
TheLoneGunman got into Chancery and then there were Four.

Four little contractors going out to sea;
sasguru swallowed one and then there were Three.

Three little contractors walking in the zoo;
Bear hugged one and then there were Two.

Two little contractors were out in the sun;
cailin maith got all frizzled up and then there was one.
One little contractor left all alone;
zeitghost went out and hanged himself and then there were none.

Malvolio???

[BrilloPad]

I tried that once (haven't we all, lads?).

What did it taste like?

[Xenophon]

What did it taste like?

Bleach, but you are coming (ho ho ho) at this wrong - that isn't what I meant.

I meant we have all tried to get our members in our mouths.



I'm not on about tasting your own bollockyoghurt. That will be another post. Probably.

[original PM]

Bleach, but you are coming (ho ho ho) at this wrong - that isn't what I meant.

I meant we have all tried to get our members in our mouths.



I'm not on about tasting your own bollockyoghurt. That will be another post. Probably.

pr*ck tease

you surely gotta go the whole hog.

not that I have tried obviously