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    Menace of the violent girls

    Menace of the violent girls

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...cks-women.html

    What do you do if you are being attacked by a woman? I witnessed a situation where a woman hit a man and he hit her back. Then someone clobbered him.
    23
    Cover your eyes and goolies and ignore
    4.35%
    1
    Walk away muttering
    8.70%
    2
    Put her over your knee and spank her
    43.48%
    10
    Deftly talk your way out of the confrontation, e.g by enquiring whether she is a lesbian
    21.74%
    5
    Shout something constructive to calm her down, e.g. 'Show us your t1ts'
    0.00%
    0
    Offer encouragement, e.g. 'Yeah baby, hit me harder'
    13.04%
    3
    Ask your girlfriend to fight her
    8.70%
    2

    #2
    If they are with a bloke, smack him out. This usually distracts the girl long enough for one to make a dignified getaway.
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      "The trouble is that women's bodies cannot handle these large amounts of alcohol"

      The 3 pictured appear to have plenty 'capacity'

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        #4
        Which one is the andyw option?

        Should I believe ANYTHING I read in the daily mail?

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Which one is the andyw option?

          Should I believe ANYTHING I read in the daily mail?
          Sorry, I miscounted the number of poll options, so AndyW is not an option.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            If they are with a bloke, smack him out. This usually distracts the girl long enough for one to make a dignified getaway.
            Why, what has he done? That is an unprovoked assault.

            HIT HER. If he joins in then hit him.
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #7
              If you use the right drugs they don't know about it, let alone attack you...
              B00med!

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                #8
                Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                Why, what has he done? That is an unprovoked assault.

                HIT HER. If he joins in then hit him.
                Failed to maintain control of his female. This is an offence under the Masculinity Laws
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #9
                  Donkey Punch.

                  Although that does imply a certain degree of intimacy already...
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #10
                    If she hits you, give her a good fisting innit!
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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