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    Love to chat

    But I'm too fooking busy.

    This working for my date rate malarkey is overrated!
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

    #2
    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    But I'm too fooking busy.

    This working for my date rate malarkey is overrated!
    Poor snaw -

    Now get back to it -
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #3
      Originally posted by snaw View Post
      But I'm too fooking busy.

      This working for my date rate malarkey is overrated!
      Is your plan B being a gigilo

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        #4
        Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
        Is your plan B being a gigilo




        haha you clearly havent seen what he looks like... he is way to ugly to be a gigolo.

        Those facebook smummer drinks photo's were brill.

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          #5
          Originally posted by tay View Post
          ... he is way to ugly to be a gigolo.
          .
          Well yes, I'm not covered in fluffy white wool, with narrow set eyes and a penchant for walking on all fours. So sure you're correct by your standards, Tay.

          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #6
            All socialists are ugly, has anyone else noticed this trait?

            Only the beautiful can appreciate unbridled lust of capitalism.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              All socialists are ugly, has anyone else noticed this trait?
              Nope.

              That one of your chat up lines DP? Must be beating them away with a big tulipty stick with corkers like that ...

              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                #8
                Originally posted by snaw View Post
                Nope.

                That one of your chat up lines DP? Must be beating them away with a big tulipty stick with corkers like that ...


                Along with "You don't sweat much for a fat lass, do ya".
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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