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    Kids at work

    There are millions of the little buggers running around work today, its bring your Kids to Work Day here today (and Thursday) so all the permies have brought their pooping and peeing and screaming hordes with them. This is not conducive to working and I'm dreading what the canteen is going to be like
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    There are millions of the little buggers running around work today, its bring your Kids to Work Day here today (and Thursday) so all the permies have brought their pooping and peeing and screaming hordes with them. This is not conducive to working and I'm dreading what the canteen is going to be like
    Scream "There's an escaped Paedophile loose in the building" That should clear the place out

    HTH
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      When working at a client in Jerusalem they had a bring your firearm to work day...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        When working at a client in Jerusalem they had a bring your firearm to work day...
        I had years of that
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          I had years of that
          Me too. But this was an office building full of very defensive jewish people...

          It would certainly solve the kids at work problem though, eh?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Me too. But this was an office building full of very defensive jewish people...

            It would certainly solve the kids at work problem though, eh?
            It would be just like school USA
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #7
              There's an "education event" for employees kids at ClientCo (major producer of 4x4 vehicles) later this month. They get a tour of the plant, then play on some robots, followed by a trip on the off road circuit. I'm quite envious really.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #8
                Where's the reciprocity? People bring their kids into work most Fridays; yet I get arrested for taking their kids home with me. Pah!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
                  Where's the reciprocity? People bring their kids into work most Fridays; yet I get arrested for taking their kids home with me. Pah!
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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