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If you are going to commit a capital offence
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If you are going to commit a capital offence
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Originally posted by DaveB View Post -
attorneys for the 5-feet-7-inch, 267-pound Richard Cooey say the executioner's needle would have trouble finding his veins.Comment
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I'm sure a skilled hangman could deal with him. Or a firing squad armed with elephant guns.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Put him on a greyhound - he will be beheaded with a rusty spoon."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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He's been on death row for over 20 years and he is still too fat ??
Has he been having a final meal everynight just in case !Comment
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Originally posted by foritisme View PostHe's been on death row for over 20 years and he is still too fat ??
Has he been having a final meal everynight just in case !
HTHConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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If they can put down a horse they can put down a fat man!
Couldnt they just take him to an abbatoir? Bolt gun to the temple should do the trick.B00med!Comment
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I reckon a wafer thin mint would just about do the trick.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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