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Nearly clobbered a wenchy woman today....

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    Nearly clobbered a wenchy woman today....

    I was talking about thinking about taking a PM course to a colleague. She said it was her turn for training!

    I was sent on a Quality Center admin course lately - she declined her course as it would mean a long drive the day she is back from holiday.

    Ie, she was also offered, she declined, and now asking me not to put myself forward for additional training saying it is her turn, although she was offered and refused.

    Can you still legally burn wenches at stakes in any circumstances?

    (Could say a Lucy comment here, but dare not....)

    #2
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    I was talking about thinking about taking a PM course to a colleague. She said it was her turn for training!

    I was sent on a Quality Center admin course lately - she declined her course as it would mean a long drive the day she is back from holiday.

    Ie, she was also offered, she declined, and now asking me not to put myself forward for additional training saying it is her turn, although she was offered and refused.

    Can you still legally burn wenches at stakes in any circumstances?

    (Could say a Lucy comment here, but dare not....)
    Who the f**k lets you live? Christ on a f**king bike you really are a tedious twat!

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      #3
      Ignore him Wilmslow, He's just jealous
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        Can you still legally burn wenches at stakes in any circumstances?
        Yes. Do it first thing tomorrow.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Who the f**k lets you live? Christ on a f**king bike you really are a tedious twat!
          What he said. Multiplied by infinity.
          ǝןqqıʍ

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            #6
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Who the f**k lets you live? Christ on a f**king bike you really are a tedious twat!


            Well said.

            Can't see how anyone could improve on that.
            Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
              I was sent on a Quality Center admin course lately - she declined her course as it would mean a long drive the day she is back from holiday.
              Centre

              So it is her turn. Twice.
              If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                I was talking about thinking about taking a PM course to a colleague. She said it was her turn for training!

                I was sent on a Quality Center admin course lately - she declined her course as it would mean a long drive the day she is back from holiday.

                Ie, she was also offered, she declined, and now asking me not to put myself forward for additional training saying it is her turn, although she was offered and refused.

                Can you still legally burn wenches at stakes in any circumstances?

                (Could say a Lucy comment here, but dare not....)
                Never mind these numpties Wilmy. You stand up for yourself and tell that wench where to get off. Got to look after number one old bean!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  Never mind these numpties Wilmy. You stand up for yourself and tell that wench where to get off. Got to look after number one old bean!
                  So, Wilmslow is too soft to stand up against a "male" neighbour but will quite happily consider going "toe to toe" with a female colleague?

                  You tell me what's right.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    So, Wilmslow is too soft to stand up against a "male" neighbour but will quite happily consider going "toe to toe" with a female colleague?

                    You tell me what's right.
                    Don't take out your car issues on poor Wilmslow

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