The deepest cut

[EternalOptimist]

The missus sister met a new guy about four years ago and they moved in together. He's a real essex boy and he never stops talking, I reckon he's got verbal diahorrea. Anyways he works as a storeman in a a forklift truck place, which is fair enough. He was quite keen to find out what I do for a living.

When we met up to go on a canal boating holiday he says in the pub 'still temping then EO?'

I wanted to gob the git

[Bob Dalek]

The missus sister met a new guy about four years ago and they moved in together. He's a real essex boy and he never stops talking, I reckon he's got verbal diahorrea. Anyways he works as a storeman in a a forklift truck place, which is fair enough. He was quite keen to find out what I do for a living.

When we met up to go on a canal boating holiday he says in the pub 'still temping then EO?'

I wanted to gob the git

Should have set fire to a twenty in front of him.

[Xenophon]

'still temping then EO?'

You should have gently slapped him about the mush with a fan of fifties.

[Bob Dalek]

You should have gently slapped him about the mush with a fan of fifties.

Trumped my burning twenty. Well played.

[DS23]

you should have loudly pitied his poorly paid job and offered to buy the whole pub a drink to celebrate your latest temporary position..

[Xenophon]

Trumped my burning twenty. Well played.

[Diver]

Should have said "Yeh! Bit strapped for cash too, How about you getting the rounds in"

[HairyArsedBloke]

Keep up the image of being a ‘temp’. It’s easier for people like that to understand and for you to hide the income. Otherwise he’ll be on your case all the time to pay for this ‘n that, etc.

[Xenophon]

I say flash the cash and rub his face in it.

Show him one of your fancy motors. If you don't have a fancy motor, ask Churchill if you can borrow one of his.

[Diver]

I say flash the cash and rub his face in it.

Show him one of your fancy motors. If you don't have a fancy motor, ask Churchill if you can borrow one of his.

But not the Orange one, You don't want him to think you're a bit of a limp wrist


Hi! Winston