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New events for the 2012 olympics

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    New events for the 2012 olympics

    Ok, I'll start.

    Chavery - it's like modern archery but with moving targets. Bonus points if you hit a tattoo or get the arrow through the hooped earrings.

    #2
    Mobility scooter drag racing (for pensioners). Or would that be the paralympics ?

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      #3
      Heavyweight Drunken Fighting (Gentlemen 300kg+)

      Heavyweight Drunken Fighting (Ladies 200kg+)

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        #4
        Incapacilympics.

        Entrants simply fill in a sick note instead of competing, and everyone gets a gold.

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          #5
          Heavyweight Drunken Fighting with Handbags (Ladies Doubles 200kg+)

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            #6
            Olympic Spelling Bee, various categories:

            IQ 0-10 / 3 letter words

            IQ 10-20 / 4 letter words

            IQ 20-30 / 5 letter words

            etc. etc.

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              #7
              Fence Vaulting

              Open Window Vaulting

              Cocaine Bag Throwing
              (ie who can get it the furthest away from themselves in the shortest period of time when the rozzers come a-knocking)

              Knife Throwing

              etc. etc.

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                #8
                Fare Dodging.

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                  #9
                  Positive Discrimination 100m Sprint.

                  All the white runners get a 30M head start.

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                    #10
                    Mass murder. We have quite a pedigree.

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