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    Prince Charles

    If a Prince Albert is a bar of metal through yer bell like, then whats a Prince Charles ?


    I reckon a Prince Charles is a pair of false teeth that you stick up yer bum, with a little tape recorder thats says things like

    'whirrr
    Global warming
    whirr
    GM Foods bad
    whirr
    Global Multinationals bad
    whirr
    Four legs good, two legs bad
    whirrrrrr'






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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    If a Prince Albert is a bar of metal through yer bell like, then whats a Prince Charles ?
    A fundamentally nice guy, whose detachment from the real world causes him to make what are considered, ill-thought out, and often contentious remarks?

    Like father like son, eh?
    The vegetarian option.

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      #3
      Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
      A fundamentally nice guy, whose detachment from the real world causes him to make what are considered, ill-thought out, and often contentious remarks?

      Like father like son, eh?

      spot on badger man
      I actually think highly of both of them.





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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        spot on badger man
        I actually think highly of both of them.

        You missed "I'd like to be a Tampax" out of your list
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
          A fundamentally nice guy, whose detachment from the real world causes him to make what are considered, ill-thought out, and often contentious remarks?

          Like father like son, eh?
          At least the father's really quite amusing.
          ǝןqqıʍ

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            #6
            A "Prince Charles" is three-in-a-bed surely?

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              #7
              Originally posted by moorfield View Post
              A "Prince Charles" is three-in-a-bed surely?
              Two plus a horse?
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                #8
                Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                Two plus a horse?
                & Stable boy
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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