Eat rats if you are poor and hungry

[HairyArsedBloke]

Telegraph

As the Labour party drives the people of the UK down to the same level as the poor in India so we might compete equally, how long will it be before someone advises the same thing in the UK?

[eliquant]

Telegraph

As the Labour party drives the people of the UK down to the same level as the poor in India so we might compete equally, how long will it be before someone advises the same thing in the UK?

One for Gordon Brown to put in his new book about what it means to be British I guess.

[BrilloPad]

My cats bought in a rat the other day. I just binned it. Wasted opportunity.

[TykeMerc]

Albatross, albatross,.... Stormy Petrel on a stick, they're lovely.

[Diver]

Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats.

BRIAN:
Larks' tongues. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens.
REG:
Got any nuts?
BRIAN:
I haven't got any nuts. Sorry. I've got wrens' livers, badgers' spleens--
REG:
No, no, no.
BRIAN:
Otters' noses?
REG:
I don't want any of that Roman rubbish.
JUDITH:
Why don't you sell proper food?
BRIAN:
Proper food?
REG:
Yeah, not those rich imperialist tit-bits.
BRIAN:
Well, don't blame me. I didn't ask to sell this stuff.
REG:
All right. Bag of otters' noses, then.

[NotAllThere]

"Rat on a stick, rat on a stick... who'll buy my lovely rat on a stick?"

Bring the ketchup.

[oracleslave]

Bring the ketchup.

Tabasco sauce

[ace00]

I was offered (bamboo) rat once, local delicacy, declined. Tried the snake though, that wasn't bad.

[oracleslave]

I was offered (bamboo) rat once, local delicacy, declined. Tried the snake though, that wasn't bad.

Did it taste like chicken?

[xoggoth]

Why not slugs? Delicious.