The Art of the Banana Programmer

[Jabberwocky]

I have often wondered how other lower forms of life actually think. Take the primates for example, do they live from one banana to the next ? Are their urges fully realised by a quick sh*g, a house in surbiton, and big motor on the drive. Now I realise I have an ideal opportunity to gain further insight into this monkey puzzle. So I ask you all, how do you think ? How does it feel to be truly thick ? Is there a fog or is ignorance bliss ? Try not to use big words if you don't understand their meaning.

Thanks
Jabber

[Dundeegeorge]

So were you forwarding that from a friend?

Whoops sorry, a friend is someone who likes you and has your best interests at heart (wasn't sure you'd know the word, Jobbyjabber)

[Lucifer Box]

[Jabberwocky]

Have a sonny.

[Dundeegeorge]

I like you, you're silly

(Screwy Squirrel)

[n5gooner]

pay bananas get monkeys........ I should know we have a few here!

[Lucifer Box]

pay bananas get monkeys........ I should know we have a few here!

I wonder if you gave monkeys more bananas it would make them into .net programmers?

[n5gooner]

I think .net Monkeys have GM bananas.............. grow them bigger, pay them less......

[Lucifer Box]

I think .net Monkeys have GM bananas.............. grow them bigger, pay them less......

I bet .net monkeys are routinely injected with antibiotics as well. Can you get organic ones?

[WageSlave]

I bet .net monkeys are routinely injected with antibiotics as well. Can you get organic ones?

Organic monkeys? How about bionic monkeys? There could be a show -MONKEY WARS!- every week bionic monkeys battle each other until one is crowned champion.




PS. Damn, Zeit beat me to the organic monkeys