Which Georgia?

[darmstadt]

Posted by one of our colonial friends on a Yahoo forum:

"i herd on the news that rusia has invaded but i dont see them no where wats going on I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie..."

Er, yes, probably.

[Xenophon]

[dang65]

I don't think the Georgians are going to win actually. I mean look at them. No chance against a Russian tank.

[Xenophon]

I don't think the Georgians are going to win actually. I mean look at them. No chance against a Russian tank.

Good one.

[oracleslave]

Posted by one of our colonial friends on a Yahoo forum:

"i herd on the news that rusia has invaded but i dont see them no where wats going on I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie..."

Er, yes, probably.

[Diver]

Posted by one of our colonial friends on a Yahoo forum:

"i herd on the news that rusia has invaded but i dont see them no where wats going on I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie..."

Er, yes, probably.

Evolutions finest hour

[Diver]

Some of the responses:

Iz so proud of you! Look at you learnin to use this here computation machine and this here internets. youz like leo from dat movie da matrix an such. umm an such as countries like rusia need to learn peas! you should be worrie... lets help teach them how to love each other an such.

no honey, you shouldn't be worried at all. russia didn't invade georgia, they invaded a breakaway province in south carolina. georgia is pretty safe, because as all americans and intelligent russians know, there's nothing there worth invading to get. the russians can get cheap bourbon, pickup trucks with confederate flags and syphilitic hookers right there on the streets of moscow, they don't need to come over here for that.

[Diver]

Miss South Carolina - Miss Teen USA is still the best

Linky

[NickFitz]

Posted by one of our colonial friends on a Yahoo forum:

"i herd on the news that rusia has invaded but i dont see them no where wats going on I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie..."

Er, yes, probably.

Was it on Yahoo! Answers by any chance?

A quotation from an internal Y! conference, from a presentation concerning semantically-structured HTML:

"So much of what we do involves lists.

"flickr is lists of images.

"del.icio.us is lists of links.

"Answers is lists of idiots asking 'How can I tell if I'm pregnant?'"

[Diver]

Reading that first post, one can hear the sound of banjos, duelling gently in the far distance...

Midst the gentle sounds of the pig lady Hog Caller