Ooh - too good to be true? Where do I sign up?!

[cojak]

I've just been over to Business/contracts and happened to pass by the TRM thread,

I've just now stopped laughing and wiping tears from my eyes. There are loads of new posters running around like headless chickens after the HMRC have started to investigate their offshore scam and it's turned around and bitten them on the bum...

And they accused us at the beginning of the thread of not having anything to say about these scheme/scams - maybe that's because we don't use them....

I must say that Mal, Ardesco and the other regulars have kept a remarkably straight face whilst attempting to help them out (though Mal isn't suggesting PCG membership for some reason... ). I did my bit by not posting, it would have felt like kicking (rather fat and greedy) puppies....

[Churchill]

it would have felt like kicking (rather fat and greedy) puppies....

Hey, you know I like it when you wear those heels!

[Diver]

Cojak in Subtle as a brick Mode

[Xenophon]

Nice one, cojak. I have had a sneaky peek at that thread now - great stuff!

[cojak]

Hey, you know I like it when you wear those heels!

I'd doubt you'd survive!

[cojak]

Actually I'm just waiting for another first time poster slipping is with "I'm off-shore but I'm legit/have special dispensation/am GB's second cousin/have 'interesting' photos of Alistair Darling - sign up with me and you'll be saved".

The victims have started thrashing - it won't take long before sharks smell the blood/money....

[NotAllThere]

It's kept me amused for a while. I'm fairly sympathetic towards the Montpellier peeps, as it's the retrospective taxation they're mostly kicking against, but TRM. These guys shouldn't have been allowed out on their own.