Stockports Finest

[Spacecadet]

Couple of girls get kicked off an airplane for trying to open the door mid flight:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7527058.stm
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....pen_plane_door

Then protest their innocence:
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....e_duo_innocent

Then fellow passengers back up the airline/german police:
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....als_a_disgrace

And now it turns out that the girls on benefits and one of them has a series of outstanding fines (including one for common assault):
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...._jet_drama_mum

Evidence if evidence was needed that the benefits system needs a complete overhaul

[Diver]

How the hell could she afford it on benefits

What they should do is estimate the total cost of the holiday, and reduce the amount of her benefits payments by that amount per annum.

[mailric]

ah, that explains it. she must have spotted the bloke from the social a few rows down and tried to scarper

[bodnobal]

She is quite a looker though don't you think.

[Diver]

She is quite a looker though don't you think.

You have very low self esteem......just a guess

[mailric]

any birds in day-glo colours get my vote

[NickFitz]

She is quite a looker though don't you think.

Meaty wenches... they might take some taming

Mmm....

[Diver]

Meaty wenches... they might take some taming

Mmm....

Slappers

[NickFitz]

Slappers

Slap 'er

It's the only language they understand, or so I am informed by a usually unreliable source (DP)

[Diver]

Slap 'er

It's the only language they understand, or so I am informed by a usually unreliable source (DP)

slap 'er wiv a brick, innit