419 Scams - is this the most ridiculous yet?

[P1mpAndPr0ud]

Checked my email this morning as usual, only to be confronted by...

From the Desk Of Mr.Gaba Musa
Director,International Remittance.
Foreign Operations Department,
United Bank Of Aston Villa (UBA)29 Seaford cresent, London
SE1 7DD.
United Kingdom



Dear Customer


Welcome to the UBA Bank loan Department, Best Loan offer opportunity to
people of all Nations. We offer all kinds of loans ranging from Business
Loan, House Loan, Personal Loan, Educational Loan, Project/Contract Loan
at a flat Rate of 2 % interest. All Loan Applications are processed and
Payments made within a week. If interested send the information below to;
Contact Mr Gaba Musa with E-mail:[email protected]

BORROWER INFORMATION FILL IN BELLOW:
Full Names:
Sex:
Your Marital Status:
Your Occupation:
Tel No:
Country Of Origin:
Amount Needed as Loan:
Purpose:
Duration of Loan:

Regards,

Mr Gaba Musa.

Director,International Remittance.

Has anyone had one as patently empty-headed and ridiculous as this? Answers on a postcard...

[Advocate]

Checked my email this morning as usual, only to be confronted by...

From the Desk Of Mr.Gaba Musa
Director,International Remittance.
Foreign Operations Department,
United Bank Of Aston Villa (UBA)29 Seaford cresent, London
SE1 7DD.
United Kingdom



Dear Customer


Welcome to the UBA Bank loan Department, Best Loan offer opportunity to
people of all Nations. We offer all kinds of loans ranging from Business
Loan, House Loan, Personal Loan, Educational Loan, Project/Contract Loan
at a flat Rate of 2 % interest. All Loan Applications are processed and
Payments made within a week. If interested send the information below to;
Contact Mr Gaba Musa with E-mail:[email protected]

BORROWER INFORMATION FILL IN BELLOW:
Full Names:
Sex:
Your Marital Status:
Your Occupation:
Tel No:
Country Of Origin:
Amount Needed as Loan:
Purpose:
Duration of Loan:

Regards,

Mr Gaba Musa.

Director,International Remittance.

Has anyone had one as patently empty-headed and ridiculous as this? Answers on a postcard...

So how much did you borrow?

[Diver]

BORROWER INFORMATION FILL IN BELLOW:

Full Names:------------------Incapacity Benefit
Sex: -----------------------Rarely
Your Marital Status:---------Dodgy (see above)
Your Occupation:-----------Thinking about sex mostly (see above)
Tel No:---------------------If you have one?
Country Of Origin:-----------I don't care where she's from (see above)
Amount Needed as Loan:----Depends on how much she charges I suppose
Purpose:-------------------Release of tension
Duration of Loan:----------You actually think you're getting it back?

[P1mpAndPr0ud]

So how much did you borrow?

Two midfielders and a centre forward.

[Money Money Money]

BORROWER INFORMATION FILL IN BELLOW:

Full Names:------------------Incapacity Benefit
Sex: -----------------------Rarely
Your Marital Status:---------Dodgy (see above)
Your Occupation:-----------Thinking about sex mostly (see above)
Tel No:---------------------Who's Tel?
Country Of Origin:-----------I don't care where she's from (see above)
Amount Needed as Loan:----Depends on how much she charges I suppose
Purpose:-------------------Release of tension
Duration of Loan:----------You actually think you're getting it back?

[Kess]

I had one a few days ago informing me I had been left money in the will of the late Luciano Pavarotti.

Perhaps Pavarotti had heard me singing in the bath and decided I needed lessons?

[Bob Dalek]

You mean it's a scam? Oh f--k!

[Moose423956]

But they're not asking for any money from you, so how can it be a scam? I'll be applying at lunchtime.

[rsingh]

I recieved one from celina Ttulipe. Feel free to contact her at [email protected], I'm sure she'd appreciate your correspondence.

[Xenophon]

I recieved one from celina Ttulipe. Feel free to contact her at [email protected], I'm sure she'd appreciate your correspondence.