Worst blag of the day award….

[Wilmslow]

My nomination is a guy working on behalf of a major IT company, said he knows TestDirector.

We need to upload his word test scripts into QC – anyone knowing their QC knows that getting the tests into a Excel template and exporting using the mapping grid is the way to go.

The con-tractor who professes to know QC insisted on using a Word template. Knowing it does not work well I said sure, go ahead, but you will have to work out the mappings which he refuses / can’t do.

He has 500 scripts to upload, advises this will take months ?!? A team of 4 will sort it in less than a day…..

Finally, he has TWO expected results per test step and asked me to re-write QC to cater for this!!

He is now doing phone a friend, and since suggested he has used Defects part of QC once…….

Anyone pulled a blag, and got away with glory, or suffered death?

[DimPrawn]

My nomination is a guy working on behalf of a major IT company, said he knows TestDirector.

We need to upload his word test scripts into QC – anyone knowing their QC knows that getting the tests into a Excel template and exporting using the mapping grid is the way to go.

The con-tractor who professes to know QC insisted on using a Word template. Knowing it does not work well I said sure, go ahead, but you will have to work out the mappings which he refuses / can’t do.

He has 500 scripts to upload, advises this will take months ?!? A team of 4 will sort it in less than a day…..

Finally, he has TWO expected results per test step and asked me to re-write QC to cater for this!!

He is now doing phone a friend, and since suggested he has used Defects part of QC once…….

Anyone pulled a blag, and got away with glory, or suffered death?

I'm sorry I was bored after the 2nd sentence.

[DiscoStu]

My nomination is a guy working on behalf of a major IT company, said he knows TestDirector.

We need to upload his word test scripts into QC – anyone knowing their QC knows that getting the tests into a Excel template and exporting using the mapping grid is the way to go.

The con-tractor who professes to know QC insisted on using a Word template. Knowing it does not work well I said sure, go ahead, but you will have to work out the mappings which he refuses / can’t do.

He has 500 scripts to upload, advises this will take months ?!? A team of 4 will sort it in less than a day…..

Finally, he has TWO expected results per test step and asked me to re-write QC to cater for this!!

He is now doing phone a friend, and since suggested he has used Defects part of QC once…….

Anyone pulled a blag, and got away with glory, or suffered death?

Everytime I think you can't get any more dull, out plops another little gem...

[Shimano105]

You know, you sound more like a bitter permie every day.

C'mon, jump ship like me!

[w3bdEw]

My nomination is a guy working on behalf of a major IT company, said he knows TestDirector.

We need to upload his word test scripts into QC – anyone knowing their QC knows that getting the tests into a Excel template and exporting using the mapping grid is the way to go.

The con-tractor who professes to know QC insisted on using a Word template. Knowing it does not work well I said sure, go ahead, but you will have to work out the mappings which he refuses / can’t do.

He has 500 scripts to upload, advises this will take months ?!? A team of 4 will sort it in less than a day…..

Finally, he has TWO expected results per test step and asked me to re-write QC to cater for this!!

He is now doing phone a friend, and since suggested he has used Defects part of QC once…….

Anyone pulled a blag, and got away with glory, or suffered death?

I make to the third line, I won.

[Incognito]

My nomination is a guy working on behalf of a major IT company, said he knows TestDirector.

We need to upload his word test scripts into QC – anyone knowing their QC knows that getting the tests into a Excel template and exporting using the mapping grid is the way to go.

The con-tractor who professes to know QC insisted on using a Word template. Knowing it does not work well I said sure, go ahead, but you will have to work out the mappings which he refuses / can’t do.

He has 500 scripts to upload, advises this will take months ?!? A team of 4 will sort it in less than a day…..

Finally, he has TWO expected results per test step and asked me to re-write QC to cater for this!!

He is now doing phone a friend, and since suggested he has used Defects part of QC once…….

Anyone pulled a blag, and got away with glory, or suffered death?

A script monkey's just a failed Techie anyway, who cares.

[NotAllThere]

I'm sorry I was bored after the 2nd sentence.

I didn't even get beyond the first line.

I won.

[BrianSnail]

I didn't even read the post, just jumped straight to the insults.

[ratewhore]

Can I have two minutes of my life back please?

[swamp]

Can I have two minutes of my life back please?

+1

Finally, he has TWO expected results per test step and asked me to re-write QC to cater for this!!