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    Synopsis please...

    I've just got back from honeymoon (all lovely, thanks for asking) and can't be bothered to read a months worth of vitriol and bile.

    Anybody care to bring me up to speed?
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

    #2
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    I've just got back from honeymoon (all lovely, thanks for asking) and can't be bothered to read a months worth of vitriol and bile.

    Anybody care to bring me up to speed?
    No next...

    Pardon me for asking, but how was she?
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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      #3
      Originally posted by daviejones View Post

      Pardon me for asking, but how was she?
      eek
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #4
        Originally posted by daviejones View Post
        No next...

        Pardon me for asking, but how was she?
        No change then, still populated by juvenile idiots.

        I'll fit right back in...
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
          I'll fit right back in...
          And that's what she said last night...
          Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            I've just got back from honeymoon (all lovely, thanks for asking) and can't be bothered to read a months worth of vitriol and bile.

            Anybody care to bring me up to speed?
            Welcome back MM. Hope you had a splendid time.

            The place is currently swamped with a number of low quality trolls who aren't really up to par but I guess it'll quieten down now schools started.

            If you want any specific questions answered on the economy, history, climate change or, well, anything really, ask SAS. If you want to know how to make a million or where to live in Swindon ask DP.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              I've just got back from honeymoon (all lovely, thanks for asking) and can't be bothered to read a months worth of vitriol and bile.

              Anybody care to bring me up to speed?
              I hope you had a lovely time - though suprised you went somewhere with no internet access!

              As usual, it has been a riveting read. I am suprised you dont want to read back though all the posts.......

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                #8
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                I've just got back from honeymoon (all lovely, thanks for asking) and can't be bothered to read a months worth of vitriol and bile.

                Anybody care to bring me up to speed?
                Nah, sorry, I don't watch Eastenders.
                Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  Nah, sorry, I don't watch Eastenders.
                  "Billy, don't be a hero..."

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