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    What I hate is ......



    Having something go wrong overnight that also fails when re-run, but then works fine later giving no clue why it didn't work before or working later.




    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Look closely and you'll find your cock up.
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      #3
      What I hate is...

      Numpties who build applications that fail without any error generation, leaving no clues as to why they fail
      my ferret is your ferret

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Look closely and you'll find your cock up.
        Cock up what? Are you saying he has a small willy?
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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Look closely and you'll find your cock up.
          Why, is it that small?

          IGMC
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #6
            Originally posted by snaw View Post
            Cock up what? Are you saying he has a small willy?
            Great* minds

            *some might say "sad"
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #7
              Originally posted by ferret View Post
              Numpties who build applications that fail without any error generation, leaving no clues as to why they fail
              I'm not a techie anymore. I should really get some proper help.

              It normally works find every day. I'm begining to think that the server it runs on is not long for this world. It's about five years old.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Look closely and you'll find your cock up.
                Always reminds me of:

                "Just remember Raymond, my arse is on the line and I don't want a cock up.
                'cause you know what'll happen Raymond, don't you - it'll be your cock up - my arse!"
                B00med!

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                  #9
                  sounds like SSIS
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    sounds like SSIS
                    'ing 'ell - got it in one!
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                    Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                    Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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