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When I was at school, a lad was crying in the corner.
I said "What's up mate?"
He said "It's me dad, he's been burned".
I said "I'm sure he'll be okay".
He looked me straight in the eye and said "Hey, they don't mess about at the Crematorium!"
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I love the police quote
"An investigation is under way to try to establish the identity of the man cremated in 2003".
Amazing what can be established from a pile of ashes scattered to the four winds 5 years ago
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