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    Gun anyone?

    Muppet...
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

    #2
    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    Lucky they found someone to hand it in. I bet its worth a bit.....

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      #3
      I bet she's spending a lot of time in the toilet now
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        This serious matter would never have happened if it was a lipstick.

        Solution: Push a lipstick stick in the end of the barrel of her gun and a little mirror on the handle. In fact bullets could be made out of lipstick, which would still deadly at close range. Sorted.

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          #5
          She probably had so much trouble revering in, her clutch slipped, her belt went and she missed her gear
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            She probably had so much trouble revering in, her clutch slipped, her belt went and she missed her gear
            Sexist

            Her underwherabouts are not known, but she was last seen pointing a toilet roll at an innocent member of the public

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              Sexist

              Her underwherabouts are not known, but she was last seen pointing a toilet roll at an innocent member of the public
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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