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Out of Office AutoReply: Pondlife

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    Out of Office AutoReply: Pondlife

    Dear Poster,

    I will be on my honeymoon until the end of the month and so will not be able to read your valuable contribution to this forum.

    If you require financial assistance please contact DimPrawn or for advice on agw please contact SASguru. For any other enquiry about absolutely anything (and I mean anything) please seek the advice of AtW.

    Best Regards

    PL


    #2
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Dear Poster,

    I will be on my honeymoon until the end of the month and so will not be able to read your valuable contribution to this forum.

    If you require financial assistance please contact DimPrawn or for advice on agw please contact SASguru. For any other enquiry about absolutely anything (and I mean anything) please seek the advice of AtW.

    Best Regards

    PL


    VM
    *beep*
    This is the sexual health clinic. We have the test results for a..... Mr / Mrs... P. Life?
    Please call us back immediately.
    *beep*
    Bored.

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      #3
      Congrats and enjoy Pondlife.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        I will be on my honeymoon until the end of the month and so will not be able to read your valuable contribution to this forum.
        You need to get your priorities in proper order me lad-o. What sort of excuse is ‘on my honeymoon’!
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

        Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
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          #5
          Enjoy it while you can Pondlife!

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Enjoy it while you can Pondlife!
            How would you know?
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Congrats Podlife, have a great time.
              ǝןqqıʍ

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                How would you know?
                One of his squirrels dumped him.
                ǝןqqıʍ

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                  #9
                  Keep outside IR35, exercise your right of substitution on your wedding night. That way it saves you getting f***ed.

                  Congrats & have a good one

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
                    Keep outside IR35, exercise your right of substitution on your wedding night. That way it saves you getting f***ed.

                    Congrats & have a good one
                    day

                    And then take over the project for the launch phase, so to speak.

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