When ones colleagues are scared of one

[aussielong]

What if the new bloke has come in and spent two months farkin up the build, so that nobody else can understand it. Tonight, he swans off on holiday and i'm left to do a release at 6pm. I use his farkin new build scripts and it all backfires. It's 6pm and most of the team is at the boozer.

Am I excused for ranting at the young bloke next to me "IM FACKIN LOST. YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO SORT THIS FACKIN MESS OUT" and leaving.

[Bob Dalek]

I see that you have visited the pub.

[Flubster]

Are farkin and FACKIN the same thing?

Sounds like your ****ed either way...

[ratewhore]

that's what you get for being a build monkey!!

[aussielong]

that's what you get for being a build monkey!!

i'm not a build monkey ... but good one ..!

like your little emoticon!! punch the air...dude!

[Churchill]

No you're not excused.

Have some balls and be professional.

Help sort the problem and then leave.

Oh, hang on, you're antipodean, aren't you? Yes, just rant, rave and sod off to the pub.

[Bob Dalek]

No you're not excused.

Have some balls and be professional.

Help sort the problem and then leave.

Oh, hang on, you're antipodean, aren't you? Yes, just rant, rave and sod off to the pub.

I think he has already done that, but in reverse (because his southern hemispere brain is being twisted by the Coriolis effect). Hence his post-pub rant.

[sasguru]

Oh, hang on, you're antipodean, aren't you? Yes, just rant, rave and sod off to the pub.

Or just get your mates round and have an antisocial party till the early hours, pissing off your neighbours.
You can take the man out of convictland but you cant take the convict out of the man.

[Churchill]

I think he has already done that, but in reverse (because his southern hemispere brain is being twisted by the Coriolis effect). Hence his post-pub rant.

He's a f**king lightweight then if he's pissed by 14:50!

(In no way do I advocate binge drinking!)

[aussielong]

No you're not excused.

Have some balls and be professional.

Help sort the problem and then leave.

Oh, hang on, you're antipodean, aren't you? Yes, just rant, rave and sod off to the pub.

It's all a bit much for you isn't it?