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    World leaders OK for a pint?

    Which world leaders could you imagine having a pint with?

    Gordon Brown?
    George W. Bush?
    Vladimir Putin?
    Nicholas Sarkozy?
    Angela Merkel?
    Hu?
    Mugabe?

    Anyone else?

    What do you reckon they'd drink?

    Gordon Brown? Pint.
    George W. Bush? Anything.
    Vladimir Putin? Tequila slammers. Till you're out.
    Nicholas Sarkozy? Un verre de rouge. Bah ok, plusieurs verres.
    Angela Merkel? Mine's a Babycham.
    Hu? Tea.
    Mugabe? Blood?

    #2
    Can I just take Sarkozy's wife?
    ǝןqqıʍ

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      #3
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      Can I just take Sarkozy's wife up the oxo tower?
      Dirty b*st*rd
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        Dirty b*st*rd
        Why?
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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          #5
          Originally posted by expat View Post
          Which world leaders could you imagine having a pint with?

          Gordon Brown?
          George W. Bush?
          Vladimir Putin?
          Nicholas Sarkozy?
          Angela Merkel?
          Hu?
          Mugabe?

          Anyone else?

          What do you reckon they'd drink?

          Gordon Brown? Pint.
          George W. Bush? Anything.
          Vladimir Putin? Tequila slammers. Till you're out.
          Nicholas Sarkozy? Un verre de rouge. Bah ok, plusieurs verres.
          Angela Merkel? Mine's a Babycham.
          Hu? Tea.
          Mugabe? Blood?
          A pint with cyclops sounds as boring as hell. Dubya is a teetotaller these days I think so that rules him out. I would opt for Mugabe so that when he pops off to the gents I could give him a waterboarding session in the dirtiest urinal available.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
            Can I just take Sarkozy's wife?
            Oxo?
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #7
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              Dirty b*st*rd
              It's a very nice restaurant I'll have you know
              ǝןqqıʍ

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                #8
                Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                It's a very nice restaurant I'll have you know
                steer clear of the chocolate mousse, I've seen a couple of girls enjoying a cup of that, looked disgusting
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by expat View Post
                  Vladimir Putin? Tequila slammers. Till you're out.
                  Polonium-210 more like it.

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                    #10
                    FFS!

                    Does the Snot Goblin look like a man who likes a pint !
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