Limerick time

[Incognito]

Here's mine.

There once was a poster called Sas,
As a genius he couldn’t quite pass,
He gave us due warning
Whilst posting about global warming
That the fellow is a class ass.

[wobbegong]

There once was a chap called wobbegong,
who wasn't very good at Limericks.
They seldom rhymed,
and some lines were short.
While others were far too long for a standard limerick pattern.
And there was often one line too many.

[DimPrawn]

There once was a chap called wobbegong,
who wasn't very good at Limericks.
They seldom rhymed,
and some lines were short.
While others were far too long for a standard limerick pattern.
And there was often one line too many.

[DS23]

there was a cuk member called atw
who hailed from the county of russia
he tamed squirrels with treats
and posted tales of majestic feats
but he was frankly a bit of a nutter

[DimPrawn]

There once was a poster called sas
Who took it in the
He drove an Aygo
Was a little bit slooooow
And bored us to death about maths

[sasguru]

Incognito is a total fool
The cretinous drool
on his face
looks like a mental case
And makes him a complete tool

[wobbegong]

Guys, guys, don't copy me, I'm rubbish at these.

(FYI, it's an AABBA pattern consisting of 8/8/6/6/8 syllables by line.)

[DaveB]

I prefer Haiku

This forum holds all
That enlightens and confounds
But mostly drivel

DaveB.

[Incognito]

Incognito is a total fool
The cretinous drool
on his face
looks like a mental case
And makes him a complete tool

Sas is a sickening fraud.
He's a putrified jerk and a sod.
He's a meaningless meanie,
A goon and a weenie,
And his mind is offensive and odd

[sasguru]

Incognito is a complete retard
His mates hold him in low regard
His posts are absurd
Because he's a turd
He gets hoist with his own petard