Using new business terminology. When you go shopping

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Using new business terminology. When you go shopping

16 September 2008, 13:03

Since this seems to be the new business jargon, next time you go shopping for a new pair of jeans and you just want to save money and buy an outsourced brand for 20 quid instead of the ones for 100 quid you should ask the sales assistant something like...

"I would like to buy an item created by a global workforce that has the right blend of services delivery capabilities to address the diversity of its markets and customers worldwide. Yes, gimme that pair on the right which cost 20 quids, thanks."

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16 September 2008, 15:14

Originally posted by Francko View Post

Since this seems to be the new business jargon, next time you go shopping for a new pair of jeans and you just want to save money and buy an outsourced brand for 20 quid instead of the ones for 100 quid you should ask the sales assistant something like...

"I would like to buy an item created by a global workforce that has the right blend of services delivery capabilities to address the diversity of its markets and customers worldwide. Yes, gimme that pair on the right which cost 20 quids, thanks."

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