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Charles Foster Kane
24th September 2008, 11:50
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MarillionFan
24th September 2008, 11:51
Can I offset that against tax?

DiscoStu
24th September 2008, 11:55
There's no capital w in Andyw :tantrum:

BrilloPad
24th September 2008, 11:56
1. Dont mention ****

BrilloPad
24th September 2008, 11:57
2. never argue with atw - he is always right
3. take to heart Wilmslows' pearls of wisdom :rolleyes:

DiscoStu
24th September 2008, 11:58
4. Double posting really pisses off AtW and should be heartily encouraged

Charles Foster Kane
24th September 2008, 12:01
There's no capital w in Andyw :tantrum:

Yes there is. W is the first letter of his surname I believe.

DiscoStu
24th September 2008, 12:03
Yes there is. W is the first letter of his surname I believe.

No there isn't (http://forums.contractoruk.com/light-relief/10589-morning.html) :wink

KathyWoolfe
24th September 2008, 12:09
4. Double posting really pisses off AtW and should be heartily encouraged


You mean consecutive posts?

BrilloPad
24th September 2008, 12:09
5. the swear filters are there to be circumvented - mods wont mind a bit
6. **** off seriously is considered a compliment

DiscoStu
24th September 2008, 12:09
You mean consecutive posts?

Yes

DiscoStu
24th September 2008, 12:10
He hates it.

DiscoStu
24th September 2008, 12:11
Which is why it should be encouraged :D

DiscoStu
24th September 2008, 12:11
I wonder if Andyw made consecutive posts?

BrilloPad
24th September 2008, 12:12
7. no-one on cuk believes in global warming. always deny it exists.

DiscoStu
24th September 2008, 12:12
I wonder how long it'll be before this thread gets moved to Light Relief?

BrilloPad
24th September 2008, 12:15
8. Paula is the only true female on here. CM is really a trucker called Bazza

DiscoStu
24th September 2008, 12:17
8. Paula is the only true female on here. CM is really a trucker called Bazza

What about Nina and Lola and Betty? Please don't tell me all those filthy PM's weren't real :tongue

basshead
24th September 2008, 12:20
I like this book for dummies

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Spacecadet
24th September 2008, 12:20
What about Nina and Lola and Betty? Please don't tell me all those filthy PM's weren't real :tongue

they weren't, but the one's you sent to them clearly were :rollin:

NickFitz
24th September 2008, 12:26
I wonder if Andyw made consecutive posts?

He did indeed (http://forums.contractoruk.com/light-relief/10596-ask-atw-andy-post130295.html), and in a thread named for him and his good friend AtW :freaky:

BrilloPad
24th September 2008, 12:28
He did indeed (http://forums.contractoruk.com/light-relief/10596-ask-atw-andy-post130295.html), and in a thread named for him and his good friend AtW :freaky:

http://forums.contractoruk.com/130290-post1.html

Well done MF :music:

HairyArsedBloke
24th September 2008, 12:28
9. Only a very few names are anything like their owners.
- I am one of the minuscule number who have a totally accurate ID.

BrilloPad
24th September 2008, 12:38
10. If you are not a millionaire pretend you are one
11. Never ever say anything bad about Swindon.

Moscow Mule
24th September 2008, 13:23
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BrilloPad
24th September 2008, 13:55
12. "No next" and "Yes next" are perfectly valid responses to most threads.