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    Thread to explain the oil/powder thread

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/638287-post17.html

    when a gentleman requires the services of a prostitute she will typically offer a massage - offering either oil or powder. Its usually the first question after "where is the money?"

    #2
    I have been asked this question loads of times - someone I think I am not the only one here.

    And I still think it would make a great title for a book.

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I have been asked this question loads of times - someone I think I am not the only one here.

      And I still think it would make a great title for a book.
      What was your reply?
      Have you tried both?
      Is there a punch line?
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #4
        Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
        What was your reply?
        Have you tried both?
        Is there a punch line?
        What's a prostitute?
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
          Is there a punch line?
          Not in those words, but yes I believe there is a happy ending, normally. From what I understand.
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #6
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            What's a prostitute?
            Belle de Jour
            I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying...

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              #7
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
              Is there a punch line?
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              Not in those words, but yes I believe there is a happy ending, normally. From what I understand.
              Maybe if you go to the right place and pay the right amount that happy ending could take the form of a donkey punch?
              "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                #8
                Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                Maybe if you go to the right place and pay the right amount that happy ending could take the form of a donkey punch?
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by snaw View Post
                  Not in those words, but yes I believe there is a happy ending, normally. From what I understand.
                  Was never a happy ending IMO.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                    Maybe if you go to the right place and pay the right amount that happy ending could take the form of a donkey punch?
                    Whats a donkey punch? Will we need a thread to explain the thread to explain the oil/powder thread?

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