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    http://www.contractoruk.com/news/003978.html

    More breaking news: Bears have been found to poo in the woods
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    The chocolate teapot idea was quality!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      http://www.contractoruk.com/news/003978.html

      More breaking news: Bears have been found to poo in the woods
      EXCEPT FOR...

      DENISE CURTIS, 39, IT CONSULTANT, DERBYSHIRE

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7631900.stm

      <--- Denise

      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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        #4
        Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
        EXCEPT FOR...

        DENISE CURTIS, 39, IT CONSULTANT, DERBYSHIRE

        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7631900.stm

        <--- Denise
        I think they probably missed the "UNEMPLOYED" bit out, and also the fact that she is in her final year at uni as a mature student after a failed career as a social worker. This IS the BBC remember?
        ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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          #5
          I could not believe that there were 1.6% still willing to vote labour.
          Then again, it is the same old truth. Pin a red rosette to it and they will vote for a monkey.
          Same is true of the Tories too as long as its blue.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #6
            Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
            EXCEPT FOR...

            DENISE CURTIS, 39, IT CONSULTANT, DERBYSHIRE

            http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7631900.stm

            <--- Denise
            Wimmin eh? - anyone work with her?
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #7
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
              I could not believe that there were 1.6% still willing to vote labour.
              Then again, it is the same old truth. Pin a red rosette to it and they will vote for a monkey.
              Same is true of the Tories too as long as its blue.
              I'd vote for a blue monkey over Gordon Brown any day of the week.
              "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

              On them! On them! They fail!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Incognito View Post
                I'd vote for a blue monkey over Gordon Brown any day of the week.
                Odd that you are such a vehement supporter of one of his flagship policies then.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                  EXCEPT FOR...

                  DENISE CURTIS, 39, IT CONSULTANT, DERBYSHIRE

                  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7631900.stm

                  <--- Denise
                  I think she's actually a management consultant
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Incognito View Post
                    I'd vote for a blue monkey over Gordon Brown any day of the week.
                    I'd rather have blue bottle flies covering my body than have anything to do with the snot goblin.

                    He is in the US today to sort out the global financial problems - expect the market to crash.
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                    Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
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