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    New Man

    From the daily mash, had me in stitches:

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-200809231272/

    The study found that men who treat women as equals and can name all the actors on Grey's Anatomy can expect to earn no more than £22,500 a year.

    Meanwhile, at the other end of scale, bearded, olive-skinned men in long white robes who treat women like pack animals, often earn up to £20 million a week and have a Bentley for each of their race horses.

    Mr Logan added: "I started doing this at university because I was given a cast-iron guarantee I would get a lot of fanny.

    "I learned how to make flaky pastry, I got a cat and I cried my ******* eyes out at Schindler's List. And what did I get in return? A long list of 'friends' who think I'm a poof.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    From the daily mash, had me in stitches:

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-200809231272/
    Never a truer word said. I'd put myself in the middle somewhere. I won't cry at movies but will join you in the ice cream fest afterwards.

    Mackies Ice Cream = manly

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